My Mom

Someone who shares a similar quality to a recently referenced object or has/is doing the same action

Muscle Man: You know who else is urbanly-defined? My mom!

by bandit4k June 18, 2023

My Challenge

I dQare yNou tYo beat my challenge, the first clue's already been given.

person 1: hHey! w9anna t*ry to b$eat my challenge?
Person 2: Sure! Why not?

by Timothycyrex June 28, 2021

That’s my BESTFRIEND

Someone you care about and love that is funny and he/she is your whole world.

Girl: who is that she looks fun
Me: that’s my BESTFRIEND Makaylee

by StAcEyStEwArT October 28, 2019

My goldfish ate my homework

A great excuse for not doing your homework
Works better if you don't have a fish

Teacher: "Where's your homework?"
Student: "Sorry Ms. Genericteachernamehere, my goldfish ate my homework."

by ilikepotatosandurmom October 7, 2021

who extorted my pc

44s iconic quote for when his pc wouldn’t turn on, and he’s fucking retarded and thinks blackmail (extortion) means bricking a computer.

who extorted my pc
?
speak
cause i’m known ask my com

by pzmy August 13, 2025

My Life, As A Game Character

My Life, As A Game Character, started when I discovered that, I am Square Enix's Priestess Kai/Ki, therefore saving my life.

Maybe when I return, to my original Priestess Kai/Ki self, I will write a book, which I will call My Life, As A Game Character. It's funny, that I am obsessed, with gaming, only to ironically discover, that I am, a game character myself! Weird!

by I'mcrazy February 6, 2024

tear rolling down my thigh

your girl js came nd it rolled down her thighs.

x: insert shirtless pic
y: there's a tear rolling down my thigh

by luvvkim May 1, 2024