touching my tablet

The act of repeatedly slapping the vagina. Then the clitoris.

Mike was touching my tablet last night on our honeymoon.

by Idk😰 March 24, 2016

On my way!

"On my way!" Is a term that expresses either extreme sarcasm or enthusiasm towards being on one's way to a place. It can be said with or without intent, as the keyboard shortcut ‘omw’ may make someone say this unintentionally. In the cases this happens, it is a very traumatic scene that is very real in our world today.

“im On my way! rn”
“On my way!”
“How could you.”

by kurukuru November 25, 2023

cunt on my tit

A phrase to express anger or defeat.

Jamaal: The warriors just blew their 3-1 lead.

Tyrone: Cunt on my tit

by JustYou'reAverageNigger June 16, 2017

Flick my bic

Sexual innuendo. Female masturbation. "Flick the bean"

I think of him when I flick my bic.

by Mzhma November 27, 2023

Base My Balls

The act of cutting one’s dick off, and slapping his balls with it.

Woman: Hey, have you heard of that guy who asked his girlfriend to and quote, ‘base my balls?’

Man: Yea! It was on the news and everything.

by Iceleaf29 December 21, 2018

Hello my name is

Hello my name is is used when addressing your name to someone you don't know.

Hello my name is Daniel.

by JoinedSaturdayThe11January2020 January 11, 2020

please god end my suffering

when you see r34 fanart

john:*looks at some subreddit* john:*sees some r34 fanart* john:please god end my suffering

by super chad March 29, 2022