ass gasket

The paper gasket that hangs that is dispensed in some shit houses that goes between your ass and the toilet seat which keeps the nasty AIDS infested cumshots and trapeze jumping, period juice diving pussy crabs off your ass.

Donald Trump used an ass gasket to protect his ass when he sat down to take a dump because there was shit all over the toilet seat.

by Gabe Oyce July 13, 2018

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assing

"assing" is when something is awesome. a very cool word for awesome.

"Hey Max!"
"Hey Finnley!"
"Did you see inside job?"
"Oh, yeah!"
"its assing, dude!"
"I agree!"

by sammymack22 November 11, 2021

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shove a snowball up their ass

to deceive someone

I decided to shove a snowball up their ass

by BrinMacen January 26, 2021

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honky ass licker

definition:
An Alternian slur often used by goldbloods.

2orry ii hadnt pegged you a2 a honky a22 liicker but ii 2hould have known better.
(urbandictionary is being dumb, it requires me to use the phrase honky ass licker in here)

by geese_official December 20, 2019

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