My Blair

My boyfriend Blair is the best. He's beauteous. His beautiful smile always makes me smile. He is gentle with me, patient and he listens and understands me. He can be the life of a party for sure Lol he definitely knows how to get lit with others and by himself. Very smart. Can be lazy sometimes but a Lil push and motivation will help. He is spoiled Lol and it's so cute. He can get feisty sometimes but nothing that I can't handle. He is the best in bed, having me so nervous Lol. He's perfect, for me. He is my whole heart and it is just us against the world baby. When I say NOTHING can break us apart, I mean it. I love you papa.

My Blair, you're just so sexy Lol

by Lovelysweets November 24, 2021

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bird crashed into my window

literally a bird crashing into a window
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Timmy : MOMMY! :( THIS BIRD CRASHED INTO MY WINDOW!!
Timmy's Mom : Let me See- TIMMY THAT IS AN EAGLE LET IT GO RIGHT NOW!
Timmy : *Pets Bird*
Eagle : *Grabs Timmy And Flys Away*
Timmy's Mom : Oh well he was annoying anyways..

by cat hotdog August 15, 2021

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fo shizzle my nizzo

Rub my dick and make it izzle

She fo shizzled my nizzo until it izzled all over her face.

by Steve Thong September 15, 2003

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Pee up my ass PUMA

Acronym from the mid eighties. Along the lines of PONTIAC ( poor old nigga thinks its a Cadillac), Ford ( flip over read directions, found on road dead) or MOPAR ( my old pig ain't running). That's what you get when you have a bunch of bored fifth graders.

He tried to puma her, but she wouldn't allow it.
Yeah mofo, why don't you puma me!
Hey dude, pee up my ass PUMA

by Synaptic Shock July 11, 2019

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