Scan my papers

Fuck the living shit outta someone till they pass out

Moose: Ezra can I come to your house to scan my papers?

by R_@_N October 23, 2019

Paint my house

Ejaculate vigorously and bust load on the walls

Sorry guys can't hang out I gotta Paint my house

by Bignast420 March 7, 2021

jars my liver

When I was growing up this was a popular phrase in my neighborhood which actually had dual meanings. The first was to annoy or bother someone deliberately, for example, sibling interactions. The second definition was to be physically shaken up. It can also be modified in various ways to suit the situation including jar, jarring, or jarred.

Child: Johnny took my action figure!
Mother: John! Stop jarring his liver!

Friend 1: Do you want to go on the roller coaster?

Friend 2: No thanks, that ride really jars my liver.

by phillyphemale78 October 20, 2020

<.7.9.7.6.>Talk TO My Ear<.7.9.7.6>

<.7.9.7.6.>Talk TO My Ear<.7.9.7.6>

<.7.9.7.6.>Talk TO My Ear<.7.9.7.6>

by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 1, 2025

I’ve stitched my bumhole up

My car has broken Down.

Lack of ability to drop the kids off at the pool.

John: Sorry I’m late, I’ve stitched my bumhole up.
Phil: Sorry what?
John: Yeah, I can’t even drop the kids off at the pool.

by My car has broken down August 24, 2018

oh my babish

“oh my babish” is a substitute for “oh my god” or “oh my gosh”

“Oh my babish , LOOK AT WHAT I FOUND”

by Oh My Babish November 21, 2021

Sneeze on my cheese

When you mess up someone’s good vibes or make a good time bad

“We were having a blast at the party, but then Tyler sneezed on my cheese and everyone got bummed out.”

“Don’t sneeze on my cheese, man!”

by HQ DLM February 17, 2024