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welfare surprise

When you have no money for food you create a dish from leftovers in fridge and pantry . Can end up in a skillet . Could end up on bread , if you have it .
Hey baby , what's for dinner ? Not sure . We're broke . Looks like Welfare Surprise !
by Magnumn357 January 9, 2016
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Douglah Surprise

The act of shoving a spicy "or hot" pepper up ones rectum
by MurderousTip February 16, 2019
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Sunrise surprise

When an unsepecting woman is pounced on from behind when they are lying on their stomach and brutally analed while getting their vagina stuffed with household items or the surpriser's fecaces.
When my wife woke up I gave her a sunrise surprise
by Sexual predator August 13, 2015
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Korean Leftover Surprise

When someone blows you in your sleep and kisses you the morning with your cum still in their mouth.
"Bro she woke me up with the Korean Leftover Surprise, tasted gross."
"Dang bro that sucks, what's her number?"
by pokeyuan November 24, 2021
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Super Cock Surprise

The act of putting a penis in someones mouth as they wake up. Being it a surprise
Ashley got a super cock surprise from james this morning.
by Slothicus The Messiah September 7, 2014
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Valentine's Day Surprise

When you get your significant other pregnant on Valentine's Day without them realizing, (or vise versa getting pregnant without them knowing)

It's a sick prank, but hopefully 9 months later it won't be so bad!
John: "What are you getting Lucy for V-Day, dude?"

Fabio: "Flowers and chocolate! And a Valentine's Day Surprise, but she won't find out about that for a few months."

John: "Yo! I was a Valentine's Day Surprise to my Dad!"
by Smirking and Crying Alone September 29, 2019
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Cincinnati Surprise

When you shit in a pillow case and beat someone about the head and shoulders.
He didn't pay for his half of the hotel so he got a cincinnati surprise.
by Only1realme June 4, 2018
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