lilly dog

A small dog with big dreams and loves to snuggle. Crazy, scared of everything and loves to run when called

Come here (lilly dog)

by The cat cato January 10, 2018

Cooking the dog

When your ex girlfriend/boyfriend makes up a bullshit story to get you jealous so you'll want to get back with them. See also Fatal Attraction - boiling the rabbit

Crystal was cooking the dog when she told you your best friend was drunk and hitting on her.

by anonymous June 9, 2021

Cardboard dog

A shriveled up dick. Used as an insult more than literally

Tom: Shut the fuck up Izzy you cardboard dog I hate you
Izzy: WTF!????!?!!!!!

by Tomcablehater2 August 3, 2020

evil dog

A dog that doesn’t Listen or acts like it’s rabid!

Human 1: My dog is evil.
Human 2: i will call exorcist.
Human 1: not that evil lol!

My dog is evil! There’s so many evil dog in this world!

by What do you want from me? January 10, 2021

Corner Dog

Dude obsessed with a girl she isn't into (friend zone) who she lets sit in the corner while she's banging other dudes because she feels sorry for him and doesn't want to hurt his feelings.

I don't know what's up with Rhonda, but when I was up on that last night, every time I turned around that corner dog Peter looked me straight in the eyes and licked his lips.

by TpRock August 13, 2017

Dave the Dog

He's a nice doggy that plays with a group of over his playstation console. He loves scooby snacks and big macs. Fat.

Dave the Dog just ate all my fucking scooby snacks!!

by BigDoggy122 July 7, 2017

bury the dog

To be so drunk, you can't remember what you did last night.

Lets go out and bury the dog tonight

by sillyjester December 20, 2014