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mexican pizza

An excessively disgusting female genital area covered by swarms of STD-caused warts, callouses, lesions, rashes, oozing cysts, etc.
Rosie O'Donnell and Oprah gave eachother mean cases of mexican pizza.
by szero April 26, 2004
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Mexican Bounty

Can be used for female buttox or bosoms.

A Mexican Bounty is used to describe the pair of craziest ass cheeks or boobs, can by any shape or size, but usually odd and rather unattractive.

Once seen by another person, usually followed by the sentence 'Ay Ay Ay! Mexican Bounties!'
Fredrick: How did your date go last night?

Jiminy: Awful, she had Mexican Bounties.

Harold: Did you check out that chick last night, she was working those jeans.

Muhammed: Ah no no, I hit that, she was a pure Mexican Bounty breed.
by Mexican Bubble. December 15, 2009
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Mexican Drunk

The accepted stereotype that Mexicans tend to be sloppy and emotional when really intoxicated led to a category of intoxication that can be applied to anyone who meets the criteria of being extremely intoxicated and emotional.
"My uncle is fully Dominican but if this man gets crazy drunk calling me cryin at 4 in the morning he is Mexican drunk."
by Yellow Flash September 21, 2013
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Mexican Fireflies

When you shit dookie balls on a girl and you set the dookie balls on fire.
Josh: Can I give you Mexican Fireflies?
Shanaynay: What's that?
Josh: Oh, it's nothing. I'm just gonna shit on you and set it on fire.
Shanaynay: ...........Yummy.
by ScaryPizzaVagina August 11, 2011
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Half Mexican

The term half Mexican doesn’t necessarily mean Mexican it can mean Spaniard or Honduran or Guatemalan Etc. etc. it’s almost just a universal word for a Hispanic descendant Half-Mexicans are USUALLY ridiculously good looking, coming fully equipped with a large penis
Damn I want me a half Mexican now
by Horny for dominic July 1, 2020
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Mexican omelette

When you go down on a girl when she's on her period.

The female period blood is representative of salsa, a typical dish with Latin origins which is included in omelettes in that culture. The omelette is of course the eggs from the ovaries that are flushed out of the vaginal canal during shark week (the only decent thing the discovery channel has done in years)
"Yo, Jeff, you go down on your girl last night?"
"Yeah, but she was in the middle of her shark week so I gave her a Mexican omelette."
by Ratherbeinspace January 12, 2017
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Mexican Standoff

When two dudes stare into each other’s eyes while jerking off frantically; the person that cums last has to lick the other persons cum off the floor.
David: I played Mexican Standoff with Jared yesterday and he lost!
Matt: I wonder how it tasted since you have a carpet!
by bitchlasagna November 15, 2017
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