shredded as fuck

having high muscle definition, well toned body, aka being ripped in a more aggressive pumped up manner

JP : " Danny Bra!!!! i'm Shredded as fuck g"
Danny : " i'm still bulking bra lmao "

by defining life bro March 6, 2015

Bunk as Fuck

An alternative to the phrase "Dumb as Fuck."

Rico: Did you see Deena's hoop nose ring? It totally clashes with her blonde hair. It looks Bunk as Fuck.

Tito: Yea, she don't look slammin' like Samantha who has a hot stud nose ring.

RIco: Bleep Deena. Let's go hang with our dego brothers.

by James S. Bachelorette 12 winr July 10, 2016

Zoot Fuck

A student of high school or middle school who do any of the following: runs to class; make weird noises; tucks in their shirt; or participates in theater or the fair.

Wow Vince! Look at the Zoot Fucks run to class!

Chase made weird noises today... He may be a zoot fuck.

by Noodle Noah October 30, 2020

fuck wizard

A magic wizard of black magic fuckery. Typically the term is used to denote a woman with specialized characteristics which include: dingleberryologist, digestor of hot pockets, cum whispering, and connoisseur of blumpkins. The term can both be derogatory and one of endearment.

Hey fuck wizard, pass me the television remote.

by Dr. Dingleberryologist November 20, 2018

Data Fucking

You have to start with a boss who has no clue what he or she is asking for when giving you an assignment. Once this occurs, the fucking comes from responding with as much superfluous information as humanly possible. This can come in verbal, written, table, or chart form. It is best when all four are used at the same time. The pinnacle of satisfaction is when your boss, with a confused look, tells you it is exactly what he or she is looking for.

Today my boss asked me for some more useless information, so I am going to give her a data fucking that she will never forget...

by anti-executive November 11, 2009

Fuck Covid!

The content of a popular bumper sticker during Covid-19 Pandemic times.

I’ve already made many millions from my bumper sticker, available in 20 languages so far, which simply declares, “Fuck Covid!”

by Dr Bunnygirl May 20, 2021

deposit fucked

The "ole deposit scam." The art of taking ones rental deposit monies for personal gain. A tactic used by landlords to keep deposit money, by making bogus claims. Common claims are not having the place "professionally cleaned" and reporting missing items (that were probably not in the place to start with)

i just got deposit fucked by my landlord for not cleaning the top of the light shade.

by messyp April 1, 2009