A blow n Glow is when a man blasts his love potion all over a dames face. Then simultaneously flips on a UV Black light to illuminate her polluted facial epidermis thus creating a luminous masterpiece.
by 1020oct August 2, 2021
Get the Blow n Glowmug. There’s multiple definitions for this one icl-
It’s an inflatable thing outside your house at Christmas which you pump up
Or we could be referring to the act of actually blowing up fatass with some kind of bomb..
It’s an inflatable thing outside your house at Christmas which you pump up
Or we could be referring to the act of actually blowing up fatass with some kind of bomb..
“Man I really wish I could blow Santa”
“WTF WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO BLOW UP SANTA?!?!”
“No I meant give him a blowjob idiot”
“WTF WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO BLOW UP SANTA?!?!”
“No I meant give him a blowjob idiot”
by Imverysmart:) September 30, 2023
Get the Blow up Santamug. 
Wife does this to perk her husband up enough to get his attention and in return is able to get real conversation from to fulfill her needy desires.
I gotta give my hubby a maintenance blow job tonight go that i can get him to talk to me about the farm table i want him to build me.
by #LovesToTalkToHubby December 14, 2014
Get the maintenance blow jobmug. What women or men do (mostly women) to a man's penis by putting it in their mouth and sucking, rubbing with their hand, and rubbing the man's balls.
I came home from a very hard day at work and my boyfriend was sitting on the couch with romantic candles around the room. I knew exactly what he was in the mood for. I got on top of him and made out with him. Then I unbuttoned his shirt and kissed all the way down to his pant line, I undid his jeans and pulled down his pants revealing his tight boxers with his erect penis underneath. I pulled down his boxers and his penis sprung out. I gave him the best blow job he had ever had before. I had his dick in his mouth and my right hand on his shaft. My mouth was just past the head and I moved my toung around the tip and sucked lightly, with my right hand, I moved it slowly up and down and with my left hand I squeezed his balls lightly. I moved both of my hands and my mouth together, in rythem. I moved my mouth farther and moaned and he did too. I moved my mouth faster up and down and moaned again and he was almost going to cum. I went faster and faster and squeezed his balls in rythem and he cummed in my mouth, I swallowed it but didn't really enjoy it.
Later that night, I had the best orgasim ever and I think I will do that more often.
Later that night, I had the best orgasim ever and I think I will do that more often.
by A very, very, very, sexy woman May 17, 2010
Get the Blow jobmug. "I need my fix, give me a twenty." *Plop* "You know what you have to do bitch. Start BLOWING MUD HOE!"
by The Yetti May 16, 2006
Get the Blowing mudmug. by Jaban April 19, 2008
Get the Jell-o Blowmug.