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Josh

Josh is a player who will say he loves you but doesn’t. He will talk to you for hours (maybe not) and say that he really likes your right up until someone new comes in and she steals him from you. Unless he is younger because when they are younger they are the cutest wee thing on the planet and is very kind.
Old josh: regrets what he’s done
Teen josh: is a player

Young josh: is very cute and nice
by Ok then Mr boomer December 2, 2019
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Josh

A name that’s so terrible everyone just calls you zack
Becky:what’s that guys name
Sara:josh
Becky:ew I’m calling him zack
by Bruv December 11, 2020
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Josh

The most amazing person ever. Might be quite a introvert but not around his friends. Makes you happy the second you look at him his laugh makes you paralyzed from head to toe. Also has the cutest Smile ever.
Wow did you see josh today he makes me so happy!
by Hatekid1324 August 14, 2019
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Josh

A simp, he who falls for man eaters, Gets caught up with toxic women. His head is in the clouds when friends tell him to watch out. Josh a hopeless romantic.
Yeah that’s Josh, that simp walks the plank for hoes, and they’re the ones pushing him off.
by Hawkwind 77 November 23, 2021
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Josh

Josh (noun): A full-on weapon of mass destruction at 5’4”, but somehow, he owns every space he enters. His jawline is so sharp it could cut through your last nerve, and his waist? A lethal combination of snatched and divine, leaving everyone else in the dust. His face card is untouchable, flawless, and always on the highest limit—whether you’re gagging from his looks or his unrelenting audacity. He walks in like he owns the universe, and frankly, it feels like he does. Hatred and admiration mix into a cocktail of pure obsession—because once you’ve seen Josh, you’re never the same.
Josh walks in at 5’4”, jawline sharp enough to cut glass, waist so snatched it’s criminal, and the whole room is gagged—he doesn’t just enter, he takes over.
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Josh

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