by Dig October 4, 2002
Get the my BAD mug.A website made for sex-craved teenagers who have nothing more to do than cyber-fuck someone they think is 18, but is actually 35, and lives in his mother's basement.
Myspace was made by Satan himself, and is run by Hitler and his Nazi army.
Oh yes, Hitler's still alive. Just to keep this whore-riffic site going.
Teenagers eagerly check their Myspace accounts every five minutes, hoping for a new comment, and instead find nothing.
Often, when they do find a comment, they will bitch about it, sobbing as they think "omg how kuld dey sey dat bout me?1/!?!1//", then go to slit their wrists like the little emo children they are.
Point: Myspace = Death. Don't do it kids.
Myspace was made by Satan himself, and is run by Hitler and his Nazi army.
Oh yes, Hitler's still alive. Just to keep this whore-riffic site going.
Teenagers eagerly check their Myspace accounts every five minutes, hoping for a new comment, and instead find nothing.
Often, when they do find a comment, they will bitch about it, sobbing as they think "omg how kuld dey sey dat bout me?1/!?!1//", then go to slit their wrists like the little emo children they are.
Point: Myspace = Death. Don't do it kids.
Kid 1: Oh, let me check my My space.
Kid 2: Okay.
Kid 1: *reads comments* ... Razor, please.
Kid 2: Always keep it next to my computer. *hands it to him
Kid 1: Blood orgy?
Kid 2: Yes please.
Kid 2: Okay.
Kid 1: *reads comments* ... Razor, please.
Kid 2: Always keep it next to my computer. *hands it to him
Kid 1: Blood orgy?
Kid 2: Yes please.
by Shmooks July 16, 2008
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'Oh man, I'm pretty tired.
'Yea man, so am I. *yawns*.'
'MY SIZE!'
'Yea, you feel proud of yourself, fuckboy?'
'Yea man, so am I. *yawns*.'
'MY SIZE!'
'Yea, you feel proud of yourself, fuckboy?'
by Daddy 8======D November 4, 2018
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Get the my man mug.Said by gay people in hopes that someone (usually unattractive or unpleasant) is not gay, to avoid bringing down the general reputation of gay men/ lesbians. Can also be "my team" to a non-queer audience, or "our team" to a queer audience.
The reverse works too "I hope she's on our team- Jodi's so hot."
The reverse works too "I hope she's on our team- Jodi's so hot."
"I *hope* he's not on my team, even though he keeps referring to his 'partner'. Joe is SO obnoxious."
by Valgirl July 15, 2009
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