Jordan Valenzuela

A young man who generally has a good idea of which women are mid or not. He would often refer to things as "gas"
A Jordan Valenzuela would likely benefit from a perm, though it may prove controversial once it inevitably assisted in his comparable to singer Jack Harlow. One with this name would also likely surprise you with how good at rock paper scissors he is.

"Holy shit did you see Jordan Valenzuela in that Lil Nas X video last week?"

"He totally J.V.'d me at rock paper scissors last night"

by shaniatwink September 21, 2022

Jordan Rachel

The hottest woman in the universe. Hands down.

Did you see Jordan Rachel yesterday?

by Thegainz1 March 9, 2021

JORDAN

Jordan is a ugly ass short dumb bitch whos gay and spends all money on vbucks and likes little kids. Also has a small peenis and there moms are a bitch

Look at that Jordan spending his money on vbucks

by Dumbbitchbob September 21, 2020

jordan jinks

idk, you prolly hate him. hes just a fruit looking for his salad..

im am him, he is me. i am jordan jinks

by jyynnxx August 23, 2021

Jordan Latham

A Smelly Man, usually has the odour construct of a wet dog

Jordan Latham is a smelly man

by CraigsCouchStain April 17, 2020

Jordan

Jordan is a guy who has the greatest personality, but people only judge Jordan by he's looks and automatically assume that he is a bad person Just cause he doesn't look the best.

Omg, I fell bad for Jordan and other girl rejected him

by c.channie May 7, 2018

Jordan

Jordan is a tall, funny, loving, kind young woman who is the best friend you will ever have. she has hazel eyes and dirty blonde hair, she will listen to you and help you is you have a problem. if you have a friend/best friend/girlfriendnamed Jordan keep them close as hell trust me its worth it

Jordan is the best friend you will ever have

by PPUUSSSSYYYY October 22, 2019