John-Chan

An abomination of science. Should have never existed, has no rights.

John-Chan creeps me out...

by owofek October 13, 2020

spicy john

A Spicy John is when you drop an epic dump out of your third butthole. The third butthole only appears when one has been awoken through years of exclusively boofing psychedelics and watching The Fountain on repeat and absolute copious amounts of weed until entire enlightenment. The Spicy John is ridding your earthly vessel of any literal secular shit holding you down.

My friend went to Cochella and said he took a Spicy John in the portapotty after Ariana Grande's set... but I don't really believe his wokeness.

by __tater_th0t_ June 6, 2020

john gimbel

you use the term "John gimbel" to refer to someone as a hot and sexy beast.

omg bro you are such a "John gimbel". can I be you?

by hahawhoawhoa February 14, 2017

John gateley

John is an Asian bitch with W Rizz, he can often be seen eating digas will he masturbates his 39 inch dick

Help John Gateley is eating my dog

by Gisselle Cordero November 25, 2022

John D'Amico

The man amoungst boy

John is a john D'amico

by Fluby November 21, 2009

john crews

A person who does not shut the fuck up; a professional yapper

I was trying to walk peacefully by myself, but then John Crews spotted me.

by glizzygobbla September 15, 2023

john alfonso

A very funny, caring and sweet kind of guy. He can make you laugh even in your saddest day.

Though they have a tough outer self they can be the most caring and affectionate person that you've ever met.

They have the biggest and genuine heart. <3

You are such a John Alfonso.

by Unknownimous* June 7, 2021