Someone who is either your friend or is someone you saw once across a hall, picking their nose. Yeah, that guy you saw lookin' hot and handsome is really some weirdo, failing all of his classes. And if it's your friend, let all of the god's help you because you ain't getting out of this one alive. Either you hold it in until they find someone else and you drop subtle hints on breaking up with them, or you tell them and they reject you, ultiminantly destroying your friendship. And good luck if your gay and they're not.
1. Person 1: I think I'm in love!
Person 2: With the guy that helped you pick up your books like a cliche movie?
Person 1: Yep
Person 2: You know he picks his noes, right? and he's failing all of his classes. and he's a nice guy
2. Person 1: 'doesn't tell a friend because they are a coward'
Person 2: 'Gets boyfriend'
Person 1: you should break up with them, you deserve so much better
3. Person 1: I like you! as a crush.
Person 2: I don't. you just made this extremely uncomfortable for me.
Person 1: well shit
4. Person 1: GAY PANIC ENSURES
Person 2: With the guy that helped you pick up your books like a cliche movie?
Person 1: Yep
Person 2: You know he picks his noes, right? and he's failing all of his classes. and he's a nice guy
2. Person 1: 'doesn't tell a friend because they are a coward'
Person 2: 'Gets boyfriend'
Person 1: you should break up with them, you deserve so much better
3. Person 1: I like you! as a crush.
Person 2: I don't. you just made this extremely uncomfortable for me.
Person 1: well shit
4. Person 1: GAY PANIC ENSURES
by A non binary bitch March 9, 2020
Get the Crushmug. by Billy Bronco Mooseknuckle March 28, 2019
Get the crushing candymug. when your doing something and crush one or both of your thumbs and it hurts and starts to swell and you dont use ice
p1: "how did you crush your thumb"
p2: "tried to set a really hard spike in volleyball"
p1: "rip bozo"
p2: "shut up, anyways i cant set good with this crushed thumb"
p2: "tried to set a really hard spike in volleyball"
p1: "rip bozo"
p2: "shut up, anyways i cant set good with this crushed thumb"
by tywnomolos9774 September 29, 2022
Get the crushed thumbmug. National kiss your crush day, 9th November. You are supposed to kiss your crush, show your crush this.
by iDunno1245 November 8, 2019
Get the National kiss your crushmug. Friend 1: Hey buddy, what are you doing tonight?
Friend 2: Crushing the muffin.
Friend 1: AAaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwww yeeeeeaaaaahh!
Friend 2: Crushing the muffin.
Friend 1: AAaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwww yeeeeeaaaaahh!
by Johnny_Z3R0 March 30, 2011
Get the Crushing the Muffinmug. Verb
To destroy something by putting pressure on it.
Loving someone without knowing if he/she also loves you.
Noun
Someone you love without knowing if he/she also loves you.
To destroy something by putting pressure on it.
Loving someone without knowing if he/she also loves you.
Noun
Someone you love without knowing if he/she also loves you.
by Will's girlfriend is Korean July 2, 2024
Get the Crushmug. When a group of people, usually students, try to find out as many people's crushes in a short period of time.
Friend: Hey bro, how was P.E.?
Other Friend: Not cool, there was a big crush race.
Friend: Did anyone like me?
Other Friend: Dude are you serious? No!
Other Friend: Not cool, there was a big crush race.
Friend: Did anyone like me?
Other Friend: Dude are you serious? No!
by jdsco October 25, 2023
Get the Crush Racemug.