goat wrangler

a profession involving a male adult who intentionally abuses goats to test the goat's moral and physical stability often in a sexual manner.

holy shit i smashed that chick like a goat wrangler on heat!

by brodiedingo19 May 8, 2012

Oul goat

Typically defined as an old man who has a tendency to seek out, steal and eat other people's food.

I'm so hungry, better hide my food from john the oul goat

by BRHR November 9, 2016

Goat

Wil Szep is the fucking goat. No girl is worthy of him. They’re total shit fucks.

Hey Wil isn’t that girl only 13. Yes, yes she is I’m the fucking goat I can do what I want.

by Longjohnsilverscodbasket69 October 4, 2019

Lilou the goat

Lilou the goat is literally the goat of them all, really cool slang for a cool people, thinks she's Asa Mitaka when in reality she's just a bit incel and sad hopeless romantic little silly goofy girl.

"Wow that's Lilou the Goat! literally an incel, but she's so cool tho she's literally Asa Mitaka."

by zephyurius April 11, 2024

I’d fuck that goat.

When someone suggests trying something new and you’re low key down to get after it, no questions asked.

Friend #1: “We should do a shotski at the top of the double black diamond run.”
Friend #2: “Shirtless.”
Friend #3: “I’d fuck that goat.”

by Turnantur March 23, 2024

goat falling over on 4am at midnight

CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE

goat falling over on 4am at midnight: BAHHHHHHHHHHHH
me: 😐😐😐

by man_in_the_window2013 July 6, 2022

goat

Tom Brady

Tom Brady is a goat. As a matter of fact, he is the greatest in all of sports.

by arsalanr28 February 9, 2019