bird flu

when a man or lesbian is being driven crazy or sick by they're current or ex female partner (also known as a "bird" in the UK).

1st guy: Man did you hear about Andy's problems with his girl?
2nd guy: Yeah man, he's got bad bird flu.
OR
1st guy: Dude, did you hear about how Martin's ex has been treating him?
2nd guy: Yeah, it's so bad, he don't deserve it at all. She's being so childish! Mart's got 1st degree bird flu!

by A Man Scorned July 15, 2008

bird nester

a person who eats alot of fruit with seeds and then stores them in his upper lip, and then spits them on an unsuspecting victum.

by golly this watermelon is darn right good i say, but watch out for henry, he is a bird nester and he will spray you with seeds. good morrow

by beanballz February 26, 2010

cat bird

A cat bird is a person that instigates violence. Cat birds attack other birds...food issues, turf issues etc. Deep south definition. I may be killed for this, but I'm a cat bird myself..

cat bird :My family is a bunch of catbirds...and we don't put up with stupid

by CRACKER3000 May 12, 2021

J bird

J bird is word used to describe Lance Morgan Jayo who is on of the craziest party animals on earth with a 27inch dick he refers to as his meat sleeve

Oh my god j bird pipped my mom

by Blaster balls October 11, 2020

bird dogging

Arousal of the nipples whilst being stimulated by the fingers and/or tongue. Nipples seeming to perk up in the 'bird dog' fashion.

While taking it from behind, my parter rubbed his boobs on my back causing his nipples to bird dog.

by Allen Schmidt June 4, 2003

Dirty Bird

A one story rambler style flop house with a large unkempt yard, sheetrock dust in the unfinished and uninsulated portions of the commons area, and one room with carpet in it, littered with beer cans and novelty thrift store clothing. So named because of its location on 33rd street. (Thirty-Third/Dirty Bird).

"Yo, dude, party at the DIRTY BIRD!"
"Fuck yeah, party at the muthafuckin DIRT BIRD"
"Hey C-Man, whaddaya say to a little Dirt Bird action?"

by C-Biscuit October 13, 2007

bird flu

a state of intoxication

Lindsey was so drunk she told everyone she had bird flu to try to hide the fact that she was drunk. No one bought it.

by johnd July 18, 2006