S my P

"S my P" is a discrete way to let someone know that you Shit your Pants. It is for people who are either ashamed of their activity or want to make light of the situation.

However, "S my P" is not to be confused with "S my D," which refers to Suck my Dick or "S my C," which refers to Suck my Clit. This should be easy to keep straight in your head because no one says, "Suck my Penis."

Caitlin: "Hey John, I think I S'ed by P! Help."

John: "No worries! I got some backup pants in the trunk. I S my P all the time!"

by C.B.O. December 4, 2010

80's mentality

Of or pertaining to extreme dominance. This type of mentality describes that which was commonly seen during the 1980's. Competition, wealth, and power were of extremely high importance during the decade so it was both expected and common for an individual to go above and beyond on a consistent basis.

"William Wallace had an 80's mentality during the Battle of Stirling." -A reference to the scene in Braveheart when William Wallace soundly defeated the English.

by CJMC June 27, 2009

Ass Biscuit(s)

A Combination of sweat, poo, and cotton from boxers that has clug to the anal hairs are referred to 'Ass Biscuits'.

Jack: ' Aw Boys, Ive got a massive ass biscuit!!'
'My nails are hurting from the last picking session last week of my ass biscuits.'

Ass Biscuit(s)

by Thom els October 11, 2008

3 S's of Hygiene

shit shower shave

I had to do the 3 S's of hygiene not bathing for a week straight.

by hardhitr3 July 31, 2009

Super 40's

A wicked-sounding muffler made by Flowmaster, featuring "delta-flow" technology. Sounds amazing on muscle cars.

One can hear Super 40's at a car show featuring classic cars.

by 7398 October 22, 2008

P.T.F.A. RETARD(S)

P.T.F.A.RETARD(S) Stands for Pay the Fuck Attention Retard(s). This term is generally used towards one or more persons that is not actually Mentally handicapped, but rather one who blatantly refuses to PAY THE FUCK ATTENTION and learn or better understand what's being said, there by willingly choosing to remain being a stupid dumb fucking RETARD, that will obviously NEVER FUCKING LEARN....

When Chuck had to repeat herself for what seemed like the millionth time, her answer to the question that the Dumbfuck prison bitches asked her yet again, after she gave them the same answer she always gave them, she said in an exasperated and annoyed tone "WHY DON'T YOU P.T.F.A. RETARD(S)!! " But the dumbfucks still haven't and most likely won't ever P.T.F.A. and will always remain RETARDS.....

by Dr. Cowabunga October 2, 2019

Four S Prep

The things to do before going on a date. All will go well if you do.

1) Shit

2) Shower

3) Safety (Masturbate)

4) Shave

Numbers 2 & 3 are interchangeable.

"Man i'm glad i did the four S prep before going out on friday! That way, i didn't have to worry about smelling bad, looking like a bum, needing to crap, or getting a boner during the date!"

by What_the_define May 12, 2010