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School

If you hate school, please read this.

While going to school may feel unpleasant, you still have to go there so you can have a brighter future.

Now, let me debunk some beliefs/rumors.

“School teaches useless information”
Well, that ‘useless information’ is going to be useful at some point in your life.

“School is worse than a prison”
Have you EVER been to a real prison before?

“I can be doing what I like instead of wasting 7 hours in school”
More like you’re going to play video games for seven or more hours…

“I have to wake up INSANELY early”
According to scientists, waking up early can actually get you ready for the day and maintain good health.

So… School may be a waste, but your life will be more of a waste if you don’t attend it.

Pick one:

LIKE: Horrible life now
DISLIKE: Horrible life in the next 70 or so years
Dumb person: OH I HATE SCHOOL SO MUCH, YOU HAVE TO WASTE SEVEN CRAPPY HOURS IN THAT PRISON!!1!1!1!1!!!

Me: School can actually give you a better future…

Dumb person: YEAH RIGHT!!! IMMA DO WHAT I LIKE INSTEAD!!!

*12 years later*

Me: *Owns a big company*

Dumb person: AYO!! HOW DID U GET A POSITION LIKE THAT?!?

Me: I attended school everyday and studied very hard. What position do YOU have?

Dumb person: I WORK AS A BURGER KING CASHIER, I HATE IT!!! I WANT A POSITION LIKE YOU!!!

Me: Well, that’s too bad… You should’ve went to school…
by asdfgpoiuymnbvczlsgeywhehff February 25, 2022
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School

Some type of hell that St Augustine invented to torture kids.
I went to school today, they should rename it hell instead.
by AkariFromJapan November 5, 2022
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A multi-gender school where the teachers are nice and have a lot of interesting programmes. Although the campus is small, the field is Olympics size standard
Tanjong Katong Secondary School is very nice and cool though the toilet not very clean
by f.ireinthe-holy February 14, 2024
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school bus

a place where most kids are kidnapped and taken to an abandoned warehouse for ransom
hey jimmy wanna go kidnap some kids in a school bus?
by FIAIUGUAWOIKJDWQF December 10, 2018
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ecclesfield school

A school. They often set acceptable amount of work, but as of the COVID-19 lockdown, they set double of that amount often to keep them busy.

Little do they know, the amount of work can put too much stress on students’ shoulders-
Online Friend: “Which school do you go to?”

Ecclesfield students: “I go to Ecclesfield School, it’s rough though.
by You Need To Wake Up.. July 3, 2020
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Egan Junior High School

Ok ok Egan was good and all but then my crush denied my invitation ;;--;;; i asked why and she said 'bcuz ur ugly' and everyone in the school argeed. the teachers did nothing to stop bullying andmy feelnigs got hurt. they could have done a bette rjob teaching BUT nO they Didnt. :(((
Billy: Is Egan Junior High School good?
Gerald: No lol
by Kpop Pitbull360 June 2, 2021
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