Dick Biscuit

Something that you call someone who is being a total douche

" Rusev is such a Dick Biscuit"

by Jakey Pie March 9, 2015

vacation dick

Dick that cannot be received on a daily basis due to its large size. As opposed to a boyfriend dick.

I got so much vacation dick last weekend, I can't go horse riding this Monday.

by Rizkaliffa June 17, 2016

Orphan Dick

Orphan dick is when your dick is so small it looks like a teeny weenie orphan

(Name) has a orphan dick.

by Def Not Ian February 19, 2023

Ghost Dick!

When someone is yawning without covering their mouth!

Look at Steven taking that ghost dick! (Steven is yawning)

by Matl0c June 3, 2024

national grab dick day

it’s a day where girls/guys grab a guys dick, this day occurs on april 12, the day after grab ass day!

Hey watch out, today is national grab dick day!

by tctuesdays April 11, 2019

Far dick

When you show off just a little too much to your gf or bf and they get annoyed so they leave you for another asshole

Auughhh Braden is such a far dick I'm leaving him

by Wooloke April 7, 2015

Short dick day

18th February

Where you embrace your chode

Happy short dick day is a holiday you celebrate with someone who has a small dick:)

by Muffinmuffins:) February 16, 2021