suck my tooter

Person 1: hey faggot

Person 2: fuck off

Person 1: you wanna go

Person 2: how about you suck my tooter

Person 1 then starts to cry and run off and you don't get twatted

by TheCrunchyCracker February 6, 2018

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My Shoulder Blades Looks Like A Trapazoid Based Yo-Yo Trick Called "Walking The Dog Near Shitu Central

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 30, 2025

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salmon my hole

the strung together letters of SMH; a phrase describing the action of shoving dried fish up someones ass

"dude jacob is so not gnarly, we should commit 'salmon my hole' on him."
"COME AT ME BRO, SALMON MY HOLE"

by squares pears am i right? September 11, 2023

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Stan My Satan

Stan My Satan, often abbreviated as SMS, are a famous metal band made out of 4 members which are Peter Steele, Gerard Way, Corey Taylor and Chester Bennington.

"Did you go to Stan My Satan's concert?"

"Of course I did! It was so much fun!"

by arkeldopoli March 1, 2024

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Will You Be My First?

This question is only asked by virgins, and it's a subtle way to ask "will you have sex with me"

WC: "Babe, will you be my first?"
RO: "Of course."

by Barney Calhoun Clone 3045 January 17, 2023

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My Hunny is a mermaid princess in the flesh. She’s the most loyal, loving, gorgeous, insanely talented, dream woman. She has lived infinite lives searching for a love to equal her hearts depth for love. Until this life paralleled a devilishly handsome sweet baby Pisces man. When we joined hearts and unlocked our cosmic connection. The world took notice and set us upon a journey of leading people worthy ascension thru faith and example to elevate. Truly only one my Hunny will ever exist with her handsome sweet baby in all of time. Because they spend eternity joined as one. Happily ever after!

My Hunny enters any room and captivates everyone into silence with her blindingly beautiful soul

by dizzgustin June 29, 2021

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