My Blair

My boyfriend Blair is the best. He's beauteous. His beautiful smile always makes me smile. He is gentle with me, patient and he listens and understands me. He can be the life of a party for sure Lol he definitely knows how to get lit with others and by himself. Very smart. Can be lazy sometimes but a Lil push and motivation will help. He is spoiled Lol and it's so cute. He can get feisty sometimes but nothing that I can't handle. He is the best in bed, having me so nervous Lol. He's perfect, for me. He is my whole heart and it is just us against the world baby. When I say NOTHING can break us apart, I mean it. I love you papa.

My Blair, you're just so sexy Lol

by Lovelysweets November 24, 2021

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My nigga

The type of words you say to a black man. Also Jackie Chan’s favorite line in his entire movie career.

YO what’z Up my nigga mustyboylol

by Homomaster69 May 10, 2019

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pimp my ride

to pimp ones gf

i pimp my ride to get beer money

by respektYo August 19, 2022

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fuckn in my bamboo

one two

VR: FUCKN IN MY BAMBOO LOOKIN IN MY ONR TWO

by Roopy77 February 11, 2021

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bird crashed into my window

literally a bird crashing into a window
🏠🐦 (explained in emojis)

Timmy : MOMMY! :( THIS BIRD CRASHED INTO MY WINDOW!!
Timmy's Mom : Let me See- TIMMY THAT IS AN EAGLE LET IT GO RIGHT NOW!
Timmy : *Pets Bird*
Eagle : *Grabs Timmy And Flys Away*
Timmy's Mom : Oh well he was annoying anyways..

by cat hotdog August 15, 2021

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