february 9th (attack jeremy day)

feberuary 9th is the day you get to freely attack anybody named jeremy. we hate you, people named jeremy!

"I can slap you, it's February 9th (attack jeremy day). I can attack anybody named Jeremy."

by shrimpgod413 February 9, 2024

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National gf day

The day where heart get broken and niggas break up cuz fuck all dattt🙄

National gf day is National break up a relationship

by Iamthewisely August 1, 2023

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Make fun of people named Justin day

A day to make jokes about people named Justin
April 20th - May 20th

A person named Justin - Hello There
Other Person - you were "just-in" time
Another Joke Strikes during Make fun of people named Justin day

by NameNameJustin April 13, 2023

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Purple V-Neck Day

The 15th day of every February. On this day, you are to wear a purple v-neck in honor of a legendary douche.

Mr. Klenk: When is Purple V-Neck Day again?

Mrs. Feldman: It's on February 15th, duh.

Mr. Klenk: And what are we supposed to do?

Mrs. Feldman: Wear a purple v-neck, duh.

by KidNapsterz August 25, 2010

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National send your boyfriend a sexy picture day

Everyday you should send your boyfriend at least one sexy picture of yourself just to remind him of how sexy you are

Boyfriend: says to girlfriend hey it national send a sexy picture to your boyfriend day

Girlfriend: oh ok send a sexy picture to

boyfriend

National send your boyfriend a sexy picture day

by National reoccurring days July 14, 2025

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