douche-dick

Noun: Someone who is so ignorant, they don’t pull out.

I.E; “Damn I can’t believe Jackson fucked my mom, now I have brother. He’s such a douche-dick.”

by Shrimp69 March 1, 2022

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by Hex... Duh October 13, 2015

dick inside of a

I meant duck oops

Thing 1: Man look at that Dick inside of a pool
Thing 2: its so cute <3

by Hwlfilhe October 30, 2021

Dick Move

When you like something that you want to buy, but you don't like it a enough to pay for it yourself.

" I want to get this water bottle, but I don't like it enough to pay for it my self."

"bro that's a DICK MOVE."

by LV TV July 31, 2024

nap dick

What you call your erect penis after having a sexual dream whilst taking a nap

Cari: how was your nap babe?
Ben: it was good, but now I got nap dick so come ride me bitch

by Cdawg0533 September 4, 2016

Dick of all trades

A person who is incompetent in many different types of work.

He is utterly incompetent at everything he does, truly a dick of all trades.

by dandadanman April 16, 2024

Dick cheese

A combination of gross things fro the penis that forms a gross substance called dick cheese (usually comes from uncircumcised dicks)

I Went to the bathroom and saw dick cheese galore

by Mr.toiletshit June 12, 2022