Florida State University 

Behind FAMU, is easily the worst college in Florida. They try to keep up with superior rival, The University of Florida, but they can't. The only people that attend this school are dumb ass hicks and black people that can't get into the much better academic school, UF. The only bright spot that has to do with FSU is it's slutty black chicks, who even though weigh an average of 300 pounds and usually have around 2 or 3 STDs, are prized possesions at this shit school. Don't go here, unless you don't want to get hired by any employer in the future. Florida State cannot, has not, and will not ever compare to Gator Nation in any way, no matter how much their students claim that FSU>UF because of their first head to head football win in 7 years.

Florida State University fan:"Dude UF sucks, we beat them in football this year!!"
Superior UF fan:"Chill bro, winning isnt that great but hey, i guess your still getting used to it."

Florida State University by chancers January 16, 2011

Florida State University 

see Free Shoes University

Florida State University is inferior to the Miami Hurricanes in every way, shape and form. Wake me up sometime in the next 10 years when they DON'T lose 4 or more games a year.

Florida State University by It's all about the U August 11, 2006

the university of georgia 

The greatest college in the land! Located in Athens, Georgia. The University of Georgia is superior to all other SEC schools and only accepts the greatest students. All rejects are sent to Auburn.

John: Do you go to The University of Georgia?

Jeff: Can you tell because I look like a baller?

the university of georgia by Bourbonworker November 29, 2017

Bob Jones University

Yes, BJU is an abnormal Christian college in Greenville, SC. Given the fact that half of the student population has come out of home-school, people there are a bit weird and ignorant of the "outside world." Strict rules and ridiculous guidelines plague every aspect of campus life. The dining common alone is enough to freak anyone out. However beneath all of the seemingly ludicrous and preposterous mandates, lies a core administration with a genuine heart that longs only to help there students. Their intentions are genuine but perhaps they are also misguided. Then again, who’s perfect?

Been there, done that. (for a couple of years at least)

Bob Jones University by 82er June 24, 2005

Texas State University 

It is the university that you go to when your're smart and/or get screwed by Texas' affirmative action rule.

Then after getting turned down by UT undergrad you get recruited by MIT's graduate finance program and laugh all the way to the bank.

Email to friend:

Subject: Rofl'ing
To: [e-mail]

Oh, you got into UT because you were in the top 10%? That's so awesome! I went to Texas State University and loved it.

Yours truly,
[e-mail]

CC: [e-mail]

Texas State University by Meowpause December 12, 2012

Bond University 

Buy
One
New
Degree

Person 1: I failed all my courses but daddy bought be a degree at bond University

Person 2: I pwnd up my courses and got a degree without paying anything upfront

Bond University by uqrat May 12, 2009

boston university

A school that has a shameless inferiority complex towards Boston College. They are also known for having an exceptional football program. Their hockey team fucks BC girls, as that is the closest they will ever get to a National Title.

BU Student: "I didn't get into Boston College, so I went to Boston University. I wish BU was a 3 sport school, academically superior, and had a hotter student body. I also wish I wasn't a hater."

boston university by BCdominates April 27, 2008