Master Two Shits

another way of saying "massachusetts". Horrible drivers.

This fuckin' Master Two Shits cut into my fuckin' lane!

by readme.rtf November 11, 2020

two front war

When you date two different girls that are friends, and both of them just now found out that you also date their friend.

Please dont till anyone at work that im banging Emily at sales departement. Specially not mention it to Hanna at engineering. Im trying to avoid a two front war

by ISbit February 18, 2017

two peas in a pot

mac ur wrong lol

mac and i are two peas in a pot

by longBALLS3 March 7, 2021

two tesla weeks

A period of time, much longer than actual two weeks, when one expects a promised action on behalf of tesla such as a software release or a completed service of their car and yet finds out that further time and or action may be needed.

The origin is likely from the movie "Total Recall"

When is Autopilot coming out? In two tesla weeks.

by LOS-AOS March 30, 2017

two fingers up

you're secretly in love with someone

LOOK SHE HAS TWO FINGERS UP IN THIS PHOTO

by hejtunatalkaaa October 8, 2022

two can dan

Someone who gets drunk fast / after two cans

"We are not drinking with him, he is a two can dan"

by saw14 May 24, 2016

Level Two Gyat

An individual who has a decent curved booty, not the best one, but overall a decent one that others will be satisfied to look at.

Level Two Gyat, oh, I GYAT something in my eye.

by namingrandomshitifindinthisweb October 31, 2023