Wig Tit

When a person of the female gender's nipple has lots of hair growing around it.

Man that suck that girl had a wig tit man!

by damn fucker July 3, 2008

Tit Punch

A slang term used to describe the act of punching someone in the breast or nipple.

Charlotte: I tit punched Monica today. She was talking shit about me.

by Sassy screaming September 2, 2016

Itchy Tits

A state of excitement or arousal.

Just got paid. I’m all itchy tits and ready to go.

I’m all itchy tits for thanksgiving. Yes. Me too.

by Eaton Holgoode November 19, 2018

Witches tits

A cornish saying for a woman with flaccid saggy breasts, normally an older woman, but can be a younger woman who has let herself go and decided that a bra is not for her, normally slightly crazier younger woman with no luck with men and decided just to give up and just drink wine, and moan a lot about how shit her life is. Usually seen hanging around with an older woman normally wearing an Adidas jacket

Tess isn’t that old but I’ve noticed she has got Witches tits, clearly she has given up on finding a man

by SainsburyTom June 6, 2021

Tits Licked

Consequence of consistently leaving the ball in the wheelhouse as a pitcher. The bat swinging constantly resembles that of a tongue licking the pitcher's tits. Side effects usually consist of the baseball appearing to the hitter as a fat juicy meatball. This also results in said hitter drooling as if he were licking the tits of a well endowed cuban prostitute.

Carl: "Hey Jim, did your dog slobbered on your shirt?"

Jim: "No... Why?"

Carl: "Oh sorry, I guess it just looks like it since youre getting your fucking tits licked out there"

Jim: "Yeah... I guess i should have read the fucking email"

by rds1840 September 25, 2011

Knuckle tits

When refering to rock hard tits that are protruding from a ladies brazier; when a woman jumps and her boobs arent affected by the reactionary effects of gravity.

dude did you see the cafeteria lady today? her knuckle tits were bustin the seams

(while watching a 70s porn) dammit man, they just dont make em like they used to, shes must have pure steel loaded into those mammoth cannons

person 1) have you felt those knuckle tits yet
person 2) boob job gone bad man
person 1) it got a little weird didnt it

by thenorm March 17, 2011

Tit Flyers

when your boobs magically fly and smack someone in the fucking face! BAM POW!!!!! ;)

Dude: Did you see that girls boobs hit that guy!? Dude 2: yea man! She has some tit flyers!!!

by blllluuuccckkk November 10, 2011