spatula hands

the term for someone who cant catch a football

chad jackson tried to catch the pass from tom brady, but dropped it because he has spatula hands

by Jemal clarke November 26, 2006

shitty hands

An insult often used to tell someone that their hands are dirty like and they should get them off you

"Get your shitty hands off of me."

by ThePandaBrain March 4, 2016

kwok, hande'

my last name, was also know, as the king, but when preceded by hande it means ruler of the world

person 1: man, kwok rocked today, she aced the test, and got with the hottest guy in school

person 2: that's because she owns him and the rest of the world

by hande October 24, 2004

Money Hands

1) When one's hands are full of money (region dialect = money bags)
2) When one has been working in a shop as a cashier - dealing with and handing money

1) Oh hello Mr Money Hands
2) "Oh gosh my hands smell of money", "Dude, you have money hands"

by Mr Money Hands August 4, 2005

Hand-Job

When a man gets a manicure.

Dude, I got my first hand-job at Cifellis yesterday! Yeah, she really jammed on my cuticles bro...

by jrfrnk September 30, 2010

stage hand

when your genitals are manually manipulated during a theatrical performance.

I was pissed that my blind date took me to see "Cats" but at least I got some stage hand.

by Feint5 March 14, 2013

Hand washing

a chinese term for sticking a finger inside a girl's vagina

guy 1: why does your middle finger smell wierd?

guy 2: because i just got done hand washing jesse.

guy 1: sweet!

by dancinboy49 August 13, 2010