SIMP GOD

the god of all simps he will simp for simps

i am the SIMP GOD please respect me

by Ȝ October 25, 2020

Skittles God

A rainbow found in Pennsylvania, that will willingly suck you off, especially on Fridays.

Jeff: Damn boi he thicc
Chonk: who ya talkin bout dere bud?
Jeff: That damn thicc ass Skittles God is who dere bud.

by BoLynch007 September 1, 2020

Staunch God

A staunch god is a person or living being from Australia and more generally Sydney that thinks they are the biggest eshay that ever lived. However, everyone knows that real staunch gods are pelicans.

Get the fuck way from me I'm a fuckin staunch god you peasant

by MEEEEMES July 24, 2018

god plz no

when chica from fnaf 1 Xbox stays at your door for an hour and the next time you check your power

power: 2%

you: god plz no no nooooo

you: plz bonnie save me from this dum and ugly chicken

god plz no something you say when something bad happens to you

by Xman 723 bonnie lover November 4, 2020

smegma god

sits all day and works on spread sheets. hoodie covered in schmeggy

Ryan Hubbard is the smegma god.

by EmperorAidan June 21, 2017

freshi god

malverne upperclassmen niggas who love fucking freshman

dami a freshi god omg

by $angria20 November 21, 2019

God It Up

When an unlikely, rare or miracle class event occurs and someone describes it or adds arguably fictional/misleading description that it suggests that it was an action (a) God must have caused or been involved in without any due cause to believe it was interaction by (a) God.

It is used in the same sense if God was replaced with the word pimp. To pimp it up to make it more exiting or a food more varied/sharp by adding extra to it. To God It Up is to describe it in such a way to try and create religious fervor from it.

Person A: Hey I heard that Mary has been going around saying she survived that car crash due to God answering her prayers. What do you think?

Person B: Meh, she's just God It Up a little.

by Comando96 July 17, 2011