messer’d up

The act of ruining a second, third, and fourth chance by means of consuming excessive amounts of alcohol resulting in bad decisions that ruin your career.

Did you hear Dave got in trouble? Yeah he messer’d up and got caught Eiffel towering farmer john’s sheep!

by Not-McCollough December 20, 2017

sogged up

Pregnant. Alternative to knocked up.

Wow, you really got her sogged up, didn't you?

by McPooge March 20, 2022

beat up on

To criticise or generally make derogatory remarks about the subject.

Man, I can't stand it when people beat up on Microsoft for no frickin' reason whatsoever.

by theFunction March 11, 2008

Up-Queef

The part of a Queef that happens immediately after the queef has released and the vaginal cavity is closing back up, which can result in the sucking up of underwear or clothing. Which can even result in cameltoe.

"A Queef feels good. Tickles even. If it weren't for up-Queef I'd be doing it everyday."
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by Glenn Giron September 18, 2011

Dirked it up

Leaving the bathroom in an uninhabitable state based on smell.

I can't believe he just Dirked it up... the bathroom smells like he must have had some bad milk at breakfast.

by ceedree April 5, 2011

Friend Up

F U.. or Friend Up means to step up as a friend and do something a friend requests; or to hangout. It can also mean to become friends with someone. Like the term 'man up', it's almost the same, but.. friend up means 'be a friend'. Friend Up is changing the way people see the abbreviation F U.

Example 1:
Person 1: Dude come inside the beer store with me
Person 2: I can't bro I'm way too high to handle seeing people right now
Person 1: Come on man... Friend Up
Example 2:
Person 1: Hey do you want to Friend Up?
Person2: Ya lets do it

by Friend Up January 13, 2015

Shutted up

The act of shutting your fucking mouth in the past tense firm

The sophomores shutted up because we, juniors, hate them and we made them.

by Blondie_xoxo February 24, 2015