Dog Noodle

When your penis is limp and red as a dog’s dick from an all day porn and masturbation marathon.

I beat off all day yesterday when mom and dad left for work. Now I got the dog noodle today. I can’t touch it.

by Eaton Holgoode May 9, 2018

post dog

when you are running after someone at 1am and you’re drunk so you write post dog instead of lost dog.

“running after emma like a post dog” - helena bekele and kate murphy

by post dog March 4, 2021

dog collar

Term for the neckband type of clergy collar, especially commonly worn by Episcopal priests.

"Who's the dude wearing the dog collar?"
"Oh, that's Father Smith from the Episcopal Church."

by oneoldgeezer2.0 December 13, 2013

Adventure Dogs

Adventure dogs are dogs who seem normal to humans but when alone they could be seen going on adventures, solving mysteries and such. The group is usually led by a German Shepard with a poodle love interest. The group quite often contains a surly pit bull and a rambunctious Chiwawa. Cats can often be found trying to foil their plans or impede the progress of their adventure.

Abby: I lost a precious family heirloom last week. My dog went missing a few days then the heirloom somehow returned.

Joe: It’s very possible the heirloom was found by adventure dogs. You have a very special dog there Abby.

by The_Streets September 15, 2020

dog clapper

someone who is having sex in front of the dog ... .

'' MANN LAST NIGHT WE WAS SUCH A DOG CLAPPER"

by bartray17 September 25, 2009

Dog Margey

Basically the same thing as Dog Water, used as an insult to someone who's not good at something.

Child 1: *fucks up a game of football*
Child 2: Bro you're so fucking Dog Margey at football learn how to play

by Bruhmachine420.69 December 9, 2021

Swedish Dog

The Swedish Dog is an oral sexual act, in which the participant with an uncircumsised Penis (or other form of genitalia) puts a snus in their foreskin and has the person giving them oral sex put the snus under their lip using only their mouth.

Q1: Man, i got mad swedish dog from this girl the other day.
Q2: I got some swedish dog from a guy last week.

by MadGiggel November 18, 2021