Clown Faced

When a woman wears too much makeup.

Monica is such a pretty woman, but I wish she wasn't so clown faced.

by SXSW May 31, 2011

Puppet Face

Those deep lines around the mouth that look distrubing and similiar to a puppets mouth. Usually reserved for the aging and smokers.

Would you say she is about fifty with that puppet face?

by embrey January 29, 2010

Oven Face

When you are about to give oral pleasure to someone and you pull down their underwear and are hit with an "unclean" smell that literally burns your eyes the same way when you pull the oven door open when it is at 500F and your face is in direct fire of the heat.

Shelly: I was about to blow Ted last night and before I could start I got hit with Oven Face.
Claire: Ted needs to shower more.

by Adjy October 22, 2008

Maura Face

When butterflies fly through the air and puppies sing their lovely puppy songs.

Man, its totally a Maura Face day right now. I just hope the Maura Face does not get Maura Faced in the Maura Face with a Maura Face.

by God December 8, 2004

Face ache

A person with face ache is someone feeling down or someone that is looking miserable for no relevant reason.

Example 1: oi face ache, straighten it.

Example 2: Whats given you face ache?

by sexy shoes girl April 15, 2009

Oblivion face

From the video game Elder Scrolls IV by Bethesda Softworks, where you can create your own characters look in an editor but usually ends up fugly.

- Look at her. She is ugly, man! - Word! Oblivion face.

by Mo'urban October 23, 2010

toast face

A face that basically says "Wow, you are incredibly strange! Are you for real? I am amused and disgusted by you!!! I am so sure!!!"

When Stacy pretended to meditate on the floor in the middle of the large mall full of holiday shoppers, many passers-by gave her the toast face.

by Emma August 26, 2003