Laughing Jack

A tall, hot, monochrome clown who murders children and stuff them with candy
10/10 would smash.

Person 1: Hey have you heard of Laughing Jack?? I heard he's super scary

Person 2: He's actually super hot. I'd let him rail me even if he killed me after

Person 1: O-0

by Prince_.Jaspy November 2, 2021

jacked as shit

When a person thinks that they are really strong with enormous muscles, but in reality they are small.

-Soccer Player: Hey bra, I just maxed out at 140 on bench!

-Football Player: Wow, dude! Ur jacked as shit!

-Soccer Player: I know, right?

by mtnt69 May 8, 2011

Jack Sexual

Being in love or attracted to acting star Jack Dylan Grazer

Anna: I’m in love with Jack!

Rosie: That means your Jack Sexual!

by Jack Sexual December 31, 2020

Jack Stokes

Small penis guy who's a chunky monkey

HAahaha jack stokes small penis

by smalldickhayden June 23, 2020

Wife Jacking

This is when your best friend and your wife run off together, or vise versa. Times have changed though and this is no longer a "vigilante" issue. Suck it up folks, adults can date who they want, married or otherwise. This is also known as spouse jacking or hustband jacking; variations include Spouse Burglary, Wife Burglary and Husband Burglary. It's a specific form of cheating or having an affair.

I heard Jen and Cray are splitting up.
Yeah, turns out Jay was Wife Jacking for months!

by Dimmesdale August 29, 2013

Apple Jacked

Have your ipod stolen or "jacked".

I left the windows down in my car and I got apple jacked.

by S-ter September 25, 2008

Jack Duff

An irish lad who is in a boyband called roadtrip. Quite weird, especially when with Brooklyn bit overall funny and kind.

Jack Duff is a sexy Irish man that is better than Niall Horan

by Arty_Roadie August 11, 2019