Somebody who doesn't understand math and will never understand. He will utter stuff like: The proof is brilliant. It uses mainstream mythmatics to demonstrate the bullshit being taught by the BIG STUPID. It accepts infinity as being valid.
by Harry Stoteles December 20, 2016
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by WinlikeSheen July 29, 2011
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"Sorry I'm late fellas, Mildred surprised me and gave me the old Swirly Bird so I got held up." Archie said when he showed up to the poker game 25 minutes late.
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Note: Usually used with some sort of foreign accent, while also making yourself look like a butt fluster (see article).
Note: Usually used with some sort of foreign accent, while also making yourself look like a butt fluster (see article).
You shoved your BINGLY GINGLIES so far up my CHINGLY BONGLEDUDES I became aroused and got a massive SCHMIGGELDY SCHMORGAN.
-I love it when you speak bird sock.
-I love it when you speak bird sock.
by Insert meow sound December 10, 2012
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by Nika_dww November 18, 2019
Get the The birds and the bees mug.Mother-birding is when you bust a load so massive inside her mouth, some drips out onto her tits, at which point you swoop down, slurp up every last bit of nut that tried to get away, and carry it back up to her mouth where it belongs, much like a mother bird feeding its offspring. If you can catch your runaway kids midair, after it drips off her chin but before it lands on her tits, you’ve mastered this art. And it’s your own jizz, so saying “no homo” when mother-birding is completely unnecessary, and would most likely just make you come off as a closet homosexual for saying it. Mother-birding is a very kind, loving, and nurturing assist, and should not be confused with any version of snowballing.
Bill Clinton was an idiot for not mother-birding Monica Lewinsky. Had he just took the time and effort to mother-bird the bitch, she wouldn’t have had the evidence nor the heart to get such a swell guy impeached.
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