Tit Stains

The presence of perspiration soaking through one's shirt located under a fat man's breasts, much like that which occurs in the arm pit.

In a hot college basketball stadium:

Student 1: Whoa look at that guy's pit stains.
Student 2: Dude those aren't pit stains, they're tit stains.

by D.Swan December 21, 2008

rib tits

bruising on the lower ribs from laying prone on a surfboard

Dude, I went surfing yesterday for the first time in a while, and now my rib tits are killing me!

by Kenny Vengeance July 19, 2010

tits happen

1. When someone is hating on you for no good reason. Like a member of the itty bitty titty committee threatening to report your photos for showing too much cleavage.

2. Synonym for "shit happens".

1. Committee, "I'm reporting your photo for nudity because you are showing a lot of cleavage."
DD, "Yeah, well, tits happen."

2. Boss, "Why are you late?"
Employee, "I don't know, tits happen."

by TitsHappen June 14, 2015

Chunk Tit

Dance perfomed heavily intoxicated by J.Nixon and Co.

The female was diggin my chunk tit all night.

by shatner484 May 17, 2011

tit biter

When a boy with curly black hair bites his girlfriends tits to fuck with her

For fuck sake Bash, you're such a tit biter!

by MistaDannyPants February 9, 2015

Hard as tits

When something is so incredibly rock hard that there is no other way to express it.

Harder than a black man's raging boner, something that is "hard as tits" is capable of breaking reinforced concrete, and in some cases diamonds.

DAMMIT, these fish sticks are as HARD AS TITS!!!!!!

by MissMikkyy November 13, 2011

Tits Licked

Consequence of consistently leaving the ball in the wheelhouse as a pitcher. The bat swinging constantly resembles that of a tongue licking the pitcher's tits. Side effects usually consist of the baseball appearing to the hitter as a fat juicy meatball. This also results in said hitter drooling as if he were licking the tits of a well endowed cuban prostitute.

Carl: "Hey Jim, did your dog slobbered on your shirt?"

Jim: "No... Why?"

Carl: "Oh sorry, I guess it just looks like it since youre getting your fucking tits licked out there"

Jim: "Yeah... I guess i should have read the fucking email"

by rds1840 September 25, 2011