Thomas

Someone who can’t get into Tracy’s pants.

Thomas: Hey James, Tracy won’t let me fuck her
James: Yeah I know

Tracy: (yells from the bedroom) hey James get back in here and have your way with me

James:Alright babe
Tracy:By the way kick out Thomas he’s killing the mood
James: Thomas get the fuck out

Thomas: Alright

by Tracy’s Lover November 15, 2021

Thomas Theodorakos

A sad, depressed, shell of a man that once was amazing. Typically has a sister, her looks being her only good trait.

That guy is such a Thomas Theodorakos, I'm dating his sister.

by Billy Bridger November 13, 2024

AVA Thomas

Throat goat, Pretty dope ngl. Type of person everyone thinks is hot but is a total bitch. Still sneaky obsessed with her ex bf.

Oh Johnny got with AVA THOMAS, must have been unreal.

by yoyoyoyoyooyooyoyo April 26, 2022

thomas

a slur

your such a thomas

by thyu October 12, 2023

Thomas Andary

A fucking god amongst men, everyone else is a living embodiment of trash compared to him. If your name isn’t Tom/Thomas go fuck yourself. Massive cock btw… don’t ask me how I know.

Person: Oh my god is that Thomas Andary

Tom: go fuck yourself
Person: What?
God: He said go fuck yourself
Person: Holy shit is that god?!
God: No it’s Joe mama now go fuck yourself

by J0e m4ma April 22, 2022

thomas

big dick energy

thomas has big dick energy

by big dickie thomas February 12, 2023

Thomas

Thomas has GORGEOUS blue eyes and dark brown hair. He is beyond cute and never wants to stop the conversation. He is especially great at basketball and football. He goes through crushes fast but when he finds one that he likes a lot he tells them and they instantly fall for him. He is one of the smartest boys in the grade even if he won’t admit it. Thomas can text for hours on end and will sometimes call you just for the hell of it. All the teachers love him because of his unexplainable personality. He treats those he trusts like friends and tell his best friends everything. Thomas knows how to tease someone without going to far. He is the best boyfriend ever and is a romantic. I can’t say enough about him.

Girl: Thomas told me he likes me and know I don’t even know why I’m falling for him
Girls friend: I know I love his blue eyes!! I wish he liked me.

by Hermione Granger 2.0 February 25, 2020