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Word Boner

When you read something and get turned on by the description of the event or person
Joe: yo, did you read chapter six last night?
Will: nah, im so fucked in class
Joe: who cares? you missed a crazy word boner
Will: OH SHIT i should go read it now!
by the beached whale May 12, 2014
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Vanity Word

When someone defines a name or pseudonym of a person, sometimes out of spite but usually to get into a girls pants. May be written by the person themself, which only serves to make them look like an ass.

Despite the fact that you're actually not supposed to have definitions focused on non-celebrities, there are many such definitions.
He's been a pompous dick since someone wrote a Vanity Word of his obnoxious Gaia Online account.
by GrokMonkey August 7, 2011
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std words

Words like Shit, Tit and Dick. Basically, the vocabulary of the average middle schooler.
Father: Now Bobby, I don't want you using std words at school.
Bobby: F*ck you you're not my real dad.
by nonecaresgod January 5, 2016
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Word Cookies

It's a game, download it from the app store fool.
"Want to play Word Cookies with me?"
by Clorox-Bleach April 20, 2018
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Word boner

When a person gets a boner from someone’s words over text. This is the worst boner because someone got hard to words.
Female over text: I wanna touch you

Male: * starts getting word boner*
by Mid12:00Night October 8, 2020
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Word boner

When a person gets a boner from someone’s words over text. This is the worst boner because someone got hard to words.
Female over text: I wanna touch you

Male: * starts getting word boner*
by Mid12:00Night October 8, 2020
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