dumb potato basket

Your dumb and a basket that holds potatoes. Duh! Put two and two together. P.s. I love my children.

You are a dumb potato basket.

by jhgt June 17, 2015

good looking potato

sometimes whenever man hoes like you but you are a potato, they will compliment you saying you are a good looking potato

Potato looking person: Ugh im so ugly i legit look like a potato
Man hoe: Yeah a good looking potato

by Good looking potato February 24, 2017

Mashed Potato Brains

A temporary feeling of retardation that occurs while studying for a promotional process where a plethora of some useful, mostly useless, contradicting BS, is the subject matter.

Rookie: Sir, can we go over fire behavior today?

FF: dafuq is that shit?

Officer to rookie: Stay away from him, he's got mashed potato brains.

by A sad FF April 22, 2017

baked potato holder

Holds baked potatoes

Wow, I ought to buy me a new baked potato holder!

by SwaggyPotato214 January 23, 2017

Mashed potato chin

The fat underneath the chin most notably seen when one lowers their head.

Damn she's got a bad mashed potato chin. Did you see it when she was looking down?

by LJ Mic June 24, 2009

potato chip player

Basically, the backseat driver of video gaming. It is the annoying guy that sits next to you on the couch munching potato chips while incoherently jabbering about what you "should" be doing and playing grabsies with your controller.

he doesn't ever share the chips either.

"move left" ...munch much... "you know...you go in that door...you get a free life dude" ...munch munch...

"you're such a potato chip player!"

by wateriestfire September 1, 2007

Abusive Potato Syndrome

A human that becomes a potato that rolls around screaming and sprouts arms and legs at one point. The cure is to eat five peanuts every day for 360 days. When becoming a potato, eat that human fast before they reproduce and try to kill you with their mini potato children.

Mother: Omg! My son is a potato! Doctor help what do I do?

Doctor: Eat him, it’s too late he has the abusive potato syndrome.

by A goddamn god April 11, 2019