by nancyveradana October 14, 2011
Get the Piss 'Ems mug.The third piss positions definition I wrote was going to be the last one, but boredom struck, so it's coming back.
I guess you could call this a sequel.
1. Fence
If you have a wooden fence that is impossible to see through, you could piss on that. Chainlink is out of the question (obviously). Because this is basically impossible without a schlong, I think most women won't be able to do this one.
2. Dog Piss
Lift one leg and piss. Women can probably do this, but I'm not sure.
3. Handstand
Piss while doing a handstand. Women can do this, as long as they know how to do a handstand.
4. Camping
There are plenty of ways to piss while camping. While this is preferably done alone, if the friends you bring are incredibly close and understanding, you're golden.
Some examples:
- on a tree (perhaps most obvious)
- in the snow (if camping in a snowy place/in the winter)
- from a tree
- in a field
- on each other (if y'all are into that shit i guess)
5. Piss Balloon
I know I mentioned this last time, but as it's getting warmer, this is worth considering.
I guess you could call this a sequel.
1. Fence
If you have a wooden fence that is impossible to see through, you could piss on that. Chainlink is out of the question (obviously). Because this is basically impossible without a schlong, I think most women won't be able to do this one.
2. Dog Piss
Lift one leg and piss. Women can probably do this, but I'm not sure.
3. Handstand
Piss while doing a handstand. Women can do this, as long as they know how to do a handstand.
4. Camping
There are plenty of ways to piss while camping. While this is preferably done alone, if the friends you bring are incredibly close and understanding, you're golden.
Some examples:
- on a tree (perhaps most obvious)
- in the snow (if camping in a snowy place/in the winter)
- from a tree
- in a field
- on each other (if y'all are into that shit i guess)
5. Piss Balloon
I know I mentioned this last time, but as it's getting warmer, this is worth considering.
Like all piss positions, and pissing in general, please make sure to stay out of sight of others. Please piss responsibly.
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Get the Piss Hog mug.A Derogatory term towards Americans, a mockery of 2 stereotypical favorites of Americans. "Piss" is referring to Piss Water or watered down beer, while the "Waffle" is referring to how most people in political power flip sides as easily as a Waffle for nothing more than gaining political favor.
"Oh great, here he is..." - Foreign Tourist in Washington D.C.
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"Oh, hello there, my name is--" - Politician in Washington D.C.
"NOPE! Fuck off ya Piss-Waffle!" - Foreign Tourist in Washington D.C.
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Yeah man, it’s warm piss. Whoever made it must’ve just left some wheat grain in dishwater for a week.
Yeah man, it’s warm piss. Whoever made it must’ve just left some wheat grain in dishwater for a week.
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