my ass

A way of expressing disbelief. It seems to be derived from the expression "my eye!" which just wasn't vulgar.

Also used in comparison to something being described as the superlative worst.

"Single he told me? Single my ass, he had six wives. One of those Mormons, ya know?"

"I R 1337"
"My ass is 1337er than you."

by junkyardprince October 14, 2003

Not my monkey, not my circus

Not my problem and I don't f*ing care anyways.

Use the phrase not my monkey, not my circus when someone asks you for example, your opinion about Nostradamus or other meaningless, to you, nonsense. The phrase was first used by this guy Gavi who once worked with me.

by Sexydimma December 28, 2022

my g

another way of saying my good, doing something good. my b

It was my g dating Billy, he's super cute

by Francesca Pirellli October 23, 2007

my nizzle

A rare meaning, but it can also mean "My Nipple," rather than "My Nigger"

"Fo' shizzle, my nizzle" - For Sure, My Nipple"

by sweaterdouche February 10, 2007

not my monkey not my shit show

Lol

not my monkey not my shit show: what are monkeys in cages notoriously known for?
Monkey: *throwing shit*
Me: not my monkey not my shitshow
Or
Friend1: *got stabbed by their dog or smth*
Friend2: not my monkey, not my shit show

by The Obvious Expert Of All Thin September 5, 2023

on my jock

when a beezy gives you a lot of attention or wont leave you alone. it can be in a positive or negative way.

1. damn man this bitch is on my jock, she wants it (positive)
2. shit this dumb beezy is on my jock, she wont leave me alone (negative)

by nico assenti January 30, 2008

My Sweetness

Men who are amazing, usually with the name Sam, who stay on your mind all day!

My sweetness means the world to mee and i love him to death!!

by meganissuperfreakincool May 19, 2008