Nick-on-Nick time

A euphemism for masturbation created by the character Nick in New Girl.

That’s going to factor heavily in tonight’s Nick-on-Nick time.

by aight-I’m-out February 26, 2024

nick eisner

A Nick Eisner is a cookie with a lot of peanut butter on it.

Alice Spier: Anyone want a Nick Eisner?
Simon Spier: Heck yeah

by Lavender is beast March 1, 2019

Nick Gasparino

Kid that’s always caught eating something. “Pro” baseball player that has the nickname “Gasman” for his fast pitches and for his frequent farts. Often hits on younger girls usually named Jesse.

Girl 1: is that Nick Gasparino
Man 1: yeah he’s the best pitcher on the team
Girl 1: Is he single?
Man 1: No he’s dating the hottest 8th grader

by OGMiceman February 12, 2024

nick

A faggot that is most likely gay but no body tells him his therapist says that he has voices and is retarded his therapist also rapes him.

DO YOU SEE THAT NICK I FUCKED HIS MOM AND GOT HIV AND CRABS.

by NiCKISADUMBFAGGOT June 2, 2018

Nick

Nick is a small cavia.

You are nick.

by Reza LAN November 22, 2021

Nick G

Small dick

Who have a small one

Nick g does

by 420420justin420420 April 22, 2019

Nick

Nick is a man who has a good personality and is never mean to anyone but never seems to get the picture that people need a break from guys like Nick. Nick's are the most welcoming guys you will meet but tends to be too nice at any time during the time. His idea of dressing for success is something that leaves a lot to be desired. He definitely grew up around his parents and they never criticized him for the way he dressed. He dresses like a 10-year-old faggot who is still trying to find out who he is. He could be gay, straight, a pansexual, or wanting to be a female.

Nick is a man who will be there for you but is way too annoying to be around more than 30 minutes.

by prumple February 14, 2019