July 15th

Keep Yourself Safe.

Me: KYS(Keep Yourself Safe)

My Dumbass Friend: Thank for the head, up. July 15th.

by yungsu July 14, 2023

julie

she likes josh oliver and sucks his dick all the time

julie: i want josh oliver’s dick

by omar dominguez January 9, 2022

July 2nd

Cut your grass day, when you have to cut your grass because it's grown too big (the youngest human in the family has to cut the grass)

It's july 2nd gotta cut your grass man

by kachowo June 14, 2022

july 2nd

national goon on facetime day

me: hop on call and flick that bean for me
emily: what????
me: its july 2nd remember
emily: *starts going nuts on her vaginer*
me: *starts going nuts on my peener*

by ploorpypoo June 23, 2025

July 12

July 12 is the day Natalia was born so go say happy birthday to that turnt up bitch

bsf: it’s july 12
me: ya my birthday

bsf: LETS TURN TF UPPP
me: YESSS

by natalia😏 March 8, 2021

13 july

Marie Brizard cigaló lovers birthday.

As long as I was born in 13 july, my favourite drink is Marie Brizar cigaló. In fact, we're all cigaló babies.

by Cigalobaby13 February 5, 2022

July 10

National kiss your bsf that’s now your gf day! 🥵

Aww thanks for the kiss by why.
It’s July 10th National kiss your bsf that’s now your gf day!
Ohhh

by Justinisgoofy April 11, 2023