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Jordan

Jordan is a beautiful woman who doesn't need makeup to feel pretty, she is typically a tomboy who is good at sports like reselling, and football. Jordan is a badass who isn't afraid to throw hands with some stupid bitch. Jordan is really smart and normally has good grades, she has a really chill personality that's easy to get along with but she still knows how to have fun when the time is right. Jordan has a very flirty side to her the can catch anybody's eye and draw them in. I am proud to be friends with a Jordan and will never let our friendship go.
Damn you see Jordan over there she is so amazing
by Runningmanthebest October 13, 2020
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Jordan

Is that a Jordan? What Bullshit.
by HWeebGamer May 8, 2019
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Jordan

If your names Jordan your definitely a side man
Jordan Uses & got no ways to make money. Almost homeless
by 100% ediatt June 3, 2020
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Jordan Ross

A name given to someone of great power and influence
by The1OddOne March 8, 2024
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Jordan Ravetch

Really annoying and acts like a pledge. Is often allergic to dairy. Favorite things include stuttering, death glaring, and avoiding dairy products. Also likes looking like a raccoon and moderating on Fizz.
Thant: I'm allergic to dairy.

Kei: You're such a Jordan Ravetch
by oneonetmk September 5, 2023
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Jordan

Jordan is a fine ahhh Mfka that make a Mfka fall in love freaky and funny get you yo own Jordan
Him:My name Jordan

Me:my nigga you Automatically fine 😛
by Im dat bihhh November 22, 2021
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Jordan Peterson

Canadian role-figure for male teens with daddy issues who uses his psychology degree to try to give legitimacy to his transphobic, misogynistic and climate denying deranged claims. Also complains a lot about censoring, while having tried to sue Wilfrid Laurier University for 1.5M$ for talking badly about him.
Person 1: Have you heard about Jordan Peterson?
Person 2: Yeah, it's actually surprising how people believe any insane thing that you say if you have a degree.
by chachacharealsmooth May 18, 2024
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