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John Wayned

John Wayned is when she has been done so hard she is walking like a cowboy that's just spent three months out on the trail on the worlds biggest saddle!
Q: "Hey Stacey, why are you walking like that? "

A: "Mat John Wayned me last night!"
by D3adsy182 January 28, 2017
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john&son

You go there expecting a family run place and you find it is all corporate. There is no there named John and no sons
Dude I tried that little place named John&son and there was no one there by that name. It's a corporate place.
by Fmadethis October 31, 2020
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John Titus

Man of Mans. Legend has it, he lives in the woods of Bulloch county, Georgia. He once was jumped by over 15 mexicans, and took a screwdriver to the chest. None of the mexicans were ever seen again. He also made a arrow for his bow out a snake fang he killed with his bare hands. In other words, he's a boss.
by wowpureags December 30, 2012
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John Devoe

Touching kids in an un-kind manner, often agressively.
Did you just John Devoe that kid?

Ew! No!
by Nicedude44 October 16, 2020
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John Dece

"John Dece" a common slang saying in the UK to describe when something/someone is Decent.
Conor: last night was deeecent

Cory: yeah it was John dece brev
by CJM96 October 22, 2016
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John Wicking

When an action hero or person uses a mix of martial arts, tactical gunplay and CQB to quickly dispatch multiple targets in the shortest time possible using mostly head and torso shots. This of course is inspired by the movie John Wick starring Keanu Reeves in which the main protagonist uses such a combat style, as seen infamously in the club scene, museum scene and semi-auto shotgun scene.
"Man, he really John Wicked those people didn't he?" "I like pretending that I'm John Wicking mafia members, it feels great you know?" "I like it when he John Wicks people,"
by Kill_Urself November 25, 2021
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John Petrucci

Simply guitar Jesus
Founding member and guitarist for Dream Theater, Liquid Tension Experiment, and more
Legend has it he could play 69,420,000 notes per second

You’ll never be better than him, period
You’re trying to cover a John Petrucci solo? Forget about it.
by anonymous August 19, 2021
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