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Jordan is a very intelligent girl that a man could ever have. She is a dark skin Caribbean girl with brown eyes. Jordan's usually have the best cat of all and the best sex. But just know don't ever make her mad u will regrets it honestly. Jordan's went are not any regular girls they have very much potential. They make you smile and there chest are big and soft. Jordan's have pretty teeth and nice big smiles one day people out there need to get a Jordan.
She's hot man yea that's a Jordan.
by Nsfhhd November 20, 2017
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Angelina Jordan

by Nick LaRoy January 18, 2025
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Jordan "We don't know anything" Peterson

Pfffft! Doesn't it get old!? How fucking tired is your schtick Jordan?
Jordan "We don't know anything" Peterson "We don't what happens when Muslims are in Christian countries! We don't know what happens when Twitter! All we know is that you just HAVE to do my incest cult! You NEED to validate my worldview!"

Hym "This isn't a fight for women's equality. If it's 60/40 in any direction it's in the direction of women and you don't actually attribute value to the lives of men who aren't fucking. You are shit. You fail by your own metric. My only metric is being a genius and better than everyone and I am already both! Really, it's ridiculous what you're doing here."
by Hym Iam January 7, 2025
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Jordan

He/She is an incredible fatty that eats up everything and is a cheater
by Larry Hum March 31, 2020
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Jordan

Jordan an absolute sigma male the a cock that reaches the moon bitches love him he gets all the hoes
Girl:Omg is that Jordan
Girl 2:*gets impregnated just by looking at him
by Magnum_sized_condoms November 24, 2021
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Jordan Quoc Van

A Vietnamese GigaChad but has a bigger dong than the planet and is the sexiest man alive. He fucks any hot girl and prays to Buddha. The Smartest alpha Male Ever. If you're reading this, get better, I'm the best at Valorant.
Jordan Quoc Van is my boyfriend.
by Communism Buddha November 24, 2021
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