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by gridgator May 20, 2016
Get the blow birds mug.Somebody who doesn't understand math and will never understand. He will utter stuff like: The proof is brilliant. It uses mainstream mythmatics to demonstrate the bullshit being taught by the BIG STUPID. It accepts infinity as being valid.
by Harry Stoteles December 20, 2016
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Mother-birding is when you bust a load so massive inside her mouth, some drips out onto her tits, at which point you swoop down, slurp up every last bit of nut that tried to get away, and carry it back up to her mouth where it belongs, much like a mother bird feeding its offspring. If you can catch your runaway kids midair, after it drips off her chin but before it lands on her tits, you’ve mastered this art. And it’s your own jizz, so saying “no homo” when mother-birding is completely unnecessary, and would most likely just make you come off as a closet homosexual for saying it. Mother-birding is a very kind, loving, and nurturing assist, and should not be confused with any version of snowballing.
Bill Clinton was an idiot for not mother-birding Monica Lewinsky. Had he just took the time and effort to mother-bird the bitch, she wouldn’t have had the evidence nor the heart to get such a swell guy impeached.
by ILikeALilHareInMyMouf69 June 4, 2018
Get the Mother-birding mug.An action were one will bob their head back and forth in a ridiculous manner while listening to music, and ignoring the outside world.
Common cause for bird facing is unknown but studies may have a direct link related to music such as nickelback, coldplay, justin bieber, and many more.
Common cause for bird facing is unknown but studies may have a direct link related to music such as nickelback, coldplay, justin bieber, and many more.
Example #1
person1: "that chick is totally bird facing right now"
person2: "like a boss, she is probably going to have a headache"
Example #2
bobbing bird
Example #3
when bird facing one will appear to have similar movement to that of a pigeon.
person1: "that chick is totally bird facing right now"
person2: "like a boss, she is probably going to have a headache"
Example #2
bobbing bird
Example #3
when bird facing one will appear to have similar movement to that of a pigeon.
by JewsLoveMyOven August 17, 2012
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Get the vacant bird mug.Bird-arse (noun) : a bird-arse is a person that is attracted or has a fetish for women/men with an ass as small as that of a bird.
Someone that is so lazy that they sleep, eat and take a crap in only one room.
Someone that is so lazy that they sleep, eat and take a crap in only one room.
Mark: hey dawg that girl got a fine ass.
John: man u are such a bird-arse, that girl has a tiny ass.
Max has been in his room foh da whole week, he is such a bird-arse.
John: man u are such a bird-arse, that girl has a tiny ass.
Max has been in his room foh da whole week, he is such a bird-arse.
by MyMom January 24, 2013
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