funky time

when you have sex

bae, it's funky time!

by X-Æ-A-13 January 18, 2020

puppy-time

Whenever a dog roams around domestically in an unusual manner. Usually back and forth, repeatedly.

Sammo wouldn't let go that rubber duck, and when I yanked it away from his mouth, it went puppy-time!

by nubreed1980 April 5, 2010

Time Fucked

When daylight savings time ends and the clocks "fall" back you have trouble grasping the actual time.

Jason: what time is it?
Kristi: 9 o'clock
Jason: The clock says nine so it's an hour earlier.

Kristi: I already changed the clocks.

Jason: Damnit!! I'm time fucked.

by Lil Jensen November 7, 2011

Time Faggot

Some one who wastes your time.

Dude, those Jehovah's Witnesses are such Time Faggots for wasting my time at the door.

by Mr. $lick June 26, 2017

time fapsule

When one places their favorite and most cherished pornographic content into a time capsule, buries it and 10 years later digs it up and masturbates to it again.

"Dude do you remember that time fapsule I made in 8th grade?"
"Yeah."
"My dog Rocko just dug it up, I guess there's no point in waiting now."

by Saltslinger August 12, 2016

Tradie Time

When a Tradie organises a meeting time with a customer and yet shows up whenever they want with no regard for the set time, usually hours and sometimes days late. ‘Tradie time’ allows Tradies the privilege to: not have to inform the customer they will be late, get upset when the person waiting for them dares ask where they are or, is not home when the Tradie arrives several hours late.

Tradie- “Be there about 2pm (‘Tradie time’).Just got another job first.”
Customer- “ok I will block out the next two weeks on my calendar, not leave the house, or go to work”

by Truetjat1 October 21, 2022

tinder time

Time alone with your tinder.
Often on the toilet, lying in bed, in public transit, or while eating dinner alone.

ex : "got some solid tinder time in last night"
ex : "curb your tinder time man, it's getting weird"

by showerdays January 16, 2015