ass in a crack

Got/get yourself in trouble.

So, got your ass in a crack again?

Suck to be you.

by Appauling July 10, 2014

Champagne Ass

When one person takes a bottle of fizz, somewhat like Chappledown or Veuve Cliquotand fizz that bottle right up and insert into the ass of a willing woman and watch that spray come right out of her ass all over the new bear rug and get the cleaner to suck it up or into the open mouth of a filthy willing participant

Oh my god! I got Champagne ass fucked in the ass! I sprayed all over the new bear rug! He asked me if I liked Bum-Perignon, I replied, of course I'm a lady, even after squirting all over great grandma's antique silver mustard pot with a tiny spoon! Daddy was not impressed.

by Champagne Ass August 26, 2018

Spanked ass

Ugly; unsightly

What an ass looks like after it has been spanked multiple times leaving a bruise or red marks.

That girls face looks like spanked ass or that building looks like spanked ass.

by Mag83 November 7, 2025

ass pained

Being annoyed or irritated.

"Jeff is so ass pained right now it's insane, he just needs to chill"

"I'm so fucking ass pained right now- dude I can't.

by Gilletteguy August 5, 2022

dizzle-ass shit

When someone does something that is reminiscent of another person's signature move.

#1- Dude, i got wasted last night and was cleaning my gun. Fucked up and shot my tv. That was some dizzle-ass shit to do.

#2- I did some dizzle-ass shit last night. I got drunk and ran out into the ocean. In February.

by j.t. paperstacks October 22, 2010

Sputtering Ass

To sputter ass means to fart in a loud, crackling fart that goes for long periods of time.

The guy in the stall was sputtering ass so hard, his butthole must be ripped open!

by Antikase February 14, 2024

Pussy Ass

A pathetic person who finds enjoyment/humor at the expense of another. Makes fake instagram accounts about other people’s sex life in order to feel better about not getting any of their own. An immature, sad, lying bitch. Pussy Ass.

“oh look ! Pussy Ass is back 🤪🤪🤪”
“yep i am girl 🤪🤪🤪”

by thiccymicky March 31, 2019