National Bully Eitan Day!!

On this day, everyone in the whole entire universe MUST bully Eitan in every way, shape, and form. (January 5th)

Person one: Hey, Eitan! Guess what today is?
Stinky Eitan: What?
Person one: National bully Eitan Day!! (devious laugh)

by Emma Slays January 4, 2024

National Rob A Bank Day

January 7th

Your honor, I can't go to jail, it was National Rob A Bank Day.

by edgeverse January 11, 2024

Semi-day

When your day has it's ups and downs. It semi-sucked, but it also semi-rocked.

"My long time girlfriend split with me today... But her best friend went down on me. It was a semi-day."

by metalgearnoms June 29, 2012

all day i dream about soccer

The slogan 'all day i dream about soccer' 1981-2017 was created by Barbara Gauss, Germany.

In her eBOOK 'all day i dream about sport' she talks about her life, the way she grew up, the dreams she had as a child and young grown up and the struggle she is going thru today, while defending her rights as a trademark owner, creator and sole owner of the intellectual property worldwide of the following slogans:

'all day i dream about soccer'
'all day i dream about sports'
'all day i dream about sport'

See also 'sports'

'all day I dream about soccer' is what ment everything to me when I was small and is what I feel, if I had to describe my childhood.

by Barbara Gauss July 26, 2017

National Almia Appreciation Day

November 7th is the day to celebrate your appreciation for someone with the name, Almia, Furthermore, to remind us that we all need someone as caring, loving, optimistic, smart, supportive, wholesome, and simply gorgeous as an Almia

For any Almias out there, National Almia Appreciation Day is here for you to remind you that you are Amazing in every way and don’t let anyone tell you otherwise. You are so talented and loving. Not to mention you are a rare gem amongst pebbles and stones. Everyone needs an Almia in their lives

by TromboneKid2005 October 23, 2023

Africa Day

Africa Day is a world day celebrated on May 25th every year, and originally started in 1963.

Person 1: Yo! I'm so excited for World Africa Day, It's a shame people don't celebrate it more often!
Person 2: I'm glad that day ain't popular worldwide and ain't finna get celebrated here.

by may sepsks June 1, 2022

Marin Country Day School

A bunch of rich kids that walk around and act cool but are not. They cry when they get below a 90% but laugh at other people when they do badly. Everyone is very insecure and has a wide range of problems. There is a no-bullying agreement that never is looked after and is often broken. While some kids talked about regular things, people from MCDS discuss their future carriers and talk about how many phones they had. MCDS prides itself on being a sporty school, but we have never won a single game of basketball because we are all really bad when it comes time to play. Countless boys pose as a skater but have never touched a board in their life. The few people that do skate go hardly noticed because they are usually the unpopular kids and no one cares if they do, but if one popular kid touches a skateboard people automatically think they are going to the Olympics. IF a girl does not bring there pumpkin spice latte to school they will suffer from extreme withdrawal and go home to their 30 million dollar house. There is 0.01% of kids that go to MCDS and are not complete dicks. And those kids are the people that leave the school after 1 year because they have been bullied into leaving.

person 1: hello

person 2: fuck off your from Marin Country Day School

by Katherine Dinh March 6, 2022