Skip to main content

i miss my wife, tails

something that someone says to the remaining people in the room .3 seconds after their best friend or significant other leaves
person 1: bye guys
5 seconds pass
person 2: i miss my wife, tails. i miss her a lot
by shampoo_bitch November 1, 2023
mugGet the i miss my wife, tails mug.

tear apart my truck in the toilet

Rough gay anal sex with a muscular guy on the receiving end.
I hate being sick, it really throws off my plans to tear apart my truck in the toilet.
by JP knows best October 22, 2020
mugGet the tear apart my truck in the toilet mug.

just give me my monkey

Person1:Just give me my monkey!
Person 2:Wheyyy!
by plato! November 7, 2024
mugGet the just give me my monkey mug.

My moist basement

It floods on a regular basis usually from my reverse osmosis de ionization units float valve malfunctioning.
Mario:Welcome Luigi to my moist basement we store all of our food here.
Luigi:What in the name of the old apartment is that smell.
Mario:That would be the mold forming from the moisture we should probably get out of here and begin abatement as soon as possible.
Luigi:Yeah that would be a good idea.
by Microwave boy September 12, 2022
mugGet the My moist basement mug.

Jacking My Rose

Pretending that you are into someone, till the very last minute, then you ditch them to throw some super expensive stone in the water.
"John proposed to me, then I totally started Jacking My Rose and shouted "I don't want all your expensive diamonds... Here untraceable bottomless depths, have some valuable stones".
by Wanking Dicks Grimes March 14, 2022
mugGet the Jacking My Rose mug.

Snargle my Chud

The act of sucking one's dick at an accelerated side-to-side motion.
dude, he tried to snargle my chud! Dan is my witness.
by Chud-meister January 24, 2009
mugGet the Snargle my Chud mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email